The Avengers: A Documentary
In theatres now
WHERE EVERYONE IS PLAYING THEMSELVES Y’ALL
my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great
i will not buy flowers for a girl because flowers are stupid and worthless and they die like really fast. get a girl a rock. rocks are strong. rocks don’t die after 2 days
the word you’re looking for is diamond
At first I thought I was going to roll my eyes but then it was hilarious.
I hath found my Boaz.