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The Avengers: A Documentary
In theatres now
WHERE EVERYONE IS PLAYING THEMSELVES Y’ALL
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my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great
via rosegold.
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i will not buy flowers for a girl because flowers are stupid and worthless and they die like really fast. get a girl a rock. rocks are strong. rocks don’t die after 2 days
diamond
the word you’re looking for is diamond
omfg
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At first I thought I was going to roll my eyes but then it was hilarious.
I hath found my Boaz.
Yo-az
(Source: christina-choe)
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hot guy at target bagging my bra
little does he know he’s about to become tumblr famous…
I wonder if he is still bagging bras today
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